Randy's Rubbers

Randy Baker loves rubbers. His lifelong ambition is to be a rubber baron, the biggest name in the rubber game. Polite society calls them condoms, but to Randy they'll always be rubbers. Pete Reynolds is Randy's best friend and a genius that passes the CPA and Missouri Bar exams at age eighteen. Pete is equal parts egghead and bonehead, and believes nuns are actually mutant penguins and that it's perfectly acceptable to crush and incinerate hobos.
Randy illegally incorporates his rubber company at age 18 and implements business practices based on defrauding the government and bribing public officials. His senior management team is comprised of the crew, Randy's lifelong criminal friends. Randy's outrageous marketing strategies constantly draw the ire of conservatives, who also deplore the fact that Randy is gay and has a transsexual girlfriend.
Randy's Rubbers is the story of Randy, Pete, and the crew as they grow up and build one of the world's biggest rubber companies. Be sure to check out the sequels, Bennie's Brothers and Adam's Covers.