Procrastination Pro: The Art of Doing Everything but That One Thing

Are you tired of beating yourself up for putting things off? What if procrastination isn't the enemy but a secret superpower waiting to be embraced? How to Procrastinate is not your usual "hustle harder" self-help book. It's a witty, psychology-inspired guide that transforms the art of delay into a lifestyle filled with humor, creativity, and oddly productive distractions. Inside, you'll discover why cleaning your desk feels like progress, how making endless lists can be therapeutic, why meal-prep suddenly becomes a spiritual practice when deadlines loom, and how scrolling through your phone with "intention" might just count as research.
With 23 delightfully rebellious chapters, this book redefines procrastination as self-care, stress relief, and yes-even personal growth. Whether you're dodging work, avoiding emails, or perfecting your coffee ritual before "getting started, " this book will show you how to transform your everyday stalling tactics into small victories. Perfect for readers who love self-help with a twist, psychology with humor, and productivity advice that doesn't guilt-trip you.
If you've ever thought, "I'll do it tomorrow"-this is the book you were meant to pick up today.