Operation Rubber Ducky

Three short tales of anthropomorphic terror, featuring Trojan toys, axe-wielding ducks and fluffy killer rabbits from outer space. When the world is besieged by Kaiju, the only weapon that can stop them turns out to be a rubber ducky with a deadly secret.His name is whispered in terror: Mock Duck, the mad axe-man of Chinatown, deadly enforcer for the triads. No one has ever seen his face and lived to tell the tale.
Which is probably for the better, because Mock Duck's nickname is more accurate than anybody could have guessed.It's the latest psychiatric epidemic to sweep the nation: Angoraphobia, a pathological fear of fluffy angora sweaters. Those who suffer from the disorder claim that fluffy killer rabbits from outer space are trying to conquer the Earth and exterminate humanity. Are they merely deluded or could they perchance be right?Three bizarro short stories of 7000 words or approximately 24 pages altogether.