Of Princes False and True

A tennis match? Starting a war between the Duchy of Avann and the Kingdom of the Westlands?Only in a fairy tale. When Prince Henry hurts a young ball boy who told him Danilo's ball was inside the line, Danilo's response is automatic. Punch the prince's face, pick him up left-handed, and break the royal jaw. Unfortunately, there's another "automatic" at work in the Westlands: a death sentence for whoever strikes royalty.
King Hiram can't-won't-change the rule of law to rule by royal whim. But he grants the Heir of Avann fifteen days to find words which will persuade him to let Danilo live. In those fifteen days:  Magick. The gods, goddesses and gender-fluid deities on Deity Lane. Kilvar, the assassin. A wallet which opens in a bank vault. A mysterious old man. The Lady of All. The Magickal Hand writing, rewriting.
A fairy tale within a fairy tale. A huge horse called Brute. And at the end...perhaps the right words and a most unexpected love. Plus a deity-supplied dinner with just the right amount of garlic.81, 380 words of story.