No Trope Zone. No Tropes Allowed, #1

Welcome to the No Tropes Allowed series - the ultimate satirical takedown of Hollywood's laziest, most infuriating clichés. From action heroes who survive 80 bullet wounds to give 12-minute deathbed speeches, to women who investigate strange noises instead of running the hell out of the house, to $9-an-hour security guards who think they can take on five men with AK-47s using a six-shooter - this three-book series exposes the absurdities of blockbuster cinema with savage wit and brutal honesty.
Written by amateur film critic and comedian Jerrimiah Stonecastle, this collection is for anyone who's ever groaned at a predictable plot twist, thrown a shoe at their television, or whispered at the screen, "Why don't you just drop dead already?"Book One: No Trope Zone - Action, Horror, Thriller & Heist IdiocyBook Two: No Trope Zone 2: The Sequel We Didn't Ask For - Sports, Disaster, Medical & War IdiocyBook Three: No Trope Zone 3: The Direct-to-Streaming Cash Grab - Rom-Coms, Family Dramas, Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Holiday IdiocyOver 250 tropes exposed.
Countless shoes thrown at televisions. One epic series. You've groaned. Now read.