Matchmaker Mysteries Books 1 & 2 - E-book - ePub

Enjoy the first two books in the Matchmaker Mysteries Series!*An Affair to Dismember:Three months has been Gladie Burger's limit when it comes to staying in one place. That's why Gladie is more than a little skeptical when her Grandma Zelda-who is more than a little psychic-- recruits her into the family's matchmaking business in the quaint small town of Cannes, California. What's more, Gladie is also highly unqualified, having a terrible track record with romance.
Still, Zelda is convinced that her granddaughter has her clairvoyant "gift." But when the going gets tough, Gladie wonders if this gift has a return policy.*When Zelda's neighbor drops dead in his kitchen, Gladie is swept into his bizarre family's drama. Despite warnings from the (distractingly gorgeous) chief of police to steer clear of his investigation, Gladie is out to prove that her neighbor's death was murder.
It's not too long before she's in way over her head-with the hunky police chief, a dysfunctional family full of possible killers, and yet another mysterious and handsome man, whose attentions she's unable to ignore. Gladie is clearly being pursued-either by true love or by a murderer. Who will catch her first? Citizen Pain: Lovably troublesome Gladie Burger runs into sizzling danger and a fiery love triangle in the second installment of Elise Sax's hilarious and sexy Matchmaker Mysteries series.*Since joining the family matchmaking business run by her eccentric and psychic Grandma Zelda, Gladie is always looking for love.
But when an unbearable toothache knocks her out of commission and into the dentist's chair, she prays only for relief. No such luck. Emerging from an anesthetic haze, Gladie awakes to find that not only is her tooth still throbbing, but her dentist is dead-and the lead suspect in the murder, office receptionist Belinda, just so happens to be Gladie's first real client. Now it's up to Gladie to find Belinda a man and keep her from being locked up behind bars.* As if that weren't enough distraction, two gorgeous men are vying for Gladie's attention: Spencer, the playboy chief of police, and Holden, Gladie's secretive, gorgeously muscled neighbor.
Still, Gladie's not complaining about having a helping hand or two when the case leads her to a dangerously bizarre cult. She may have met her match-and if she's not careful, it could be her last. By Elise Sax:Matchmaker Mysteries SeriesBook 0: Road to MatchmakerBook 1: An Affair to DismemberBook 2: Citizen PainBook 3: The Wizards of SawsBook 4: Field of ScreamsBook 5: From Fear to EternityBook 6: West Side GoryBook 7: ScareplaneBook 8: It Happened One FrightBook 9: The Big KillBook 10: It's a Wonderful KnifeBook 11: Ship of GhoulsBook 11.5: Matchmaking Advice from your Grandma ZeldaGoodnight Mysteries Series (A Matchmaker Mysteries Spinoff Series)Book 1: Die NoonFive Wishes SeriesBook 1: Going DownBook 2: Man CandyBook 3: Hot WiredBook 4: Just SackedBook 5: Wicked RideThree More Wishes SeriesBook 1: Blown AwayBook 2: Inn & OutBook 3: Quick BangStandalone Books BountySwitchedForever Now