Loose Cockroach Buttons. The Jazzy Hummingbird Project

From Jacopo:I am a cockroach, not easy to approach, hit and poach. To survive, I'll pretend to be a hideous buttonor unique brooch.- Vevna ForrowSHORT STORY POP QUIZ:Which of the following may mean you'll adore or connect with this short story?A. You are fond of nature, insects, and bugs. B. You find cockroaches disgusting or consider them to be villainous food thugs. C. You like Italy, learning new languages and may have once read a book on vacation spots by a park or lake.
D. Faced heartache. E. Once fell in love. F. Agreed to multiple or all of the above. This is a tale from The Jazzy Hummingbird Project but tells a short story of a tech-savvy household cockroach who experienced a toaster accident increasing his intelligence. Some of the time he does like to rhyme. Jacopo wishes to write on an online blog called The Crawl Diario to get his feelings out on everything happening in his life.
Unlike other shorts, this is not focused on being poetic but is rather humorous and light-hearted. Drop that rolled-up newspaper bat with Forrow in 3...2..1...