Interior Design for Intergalactic Travelers

This is a very goofy book. Chock-full of the heart and hijinks of Saturday morning cartoons and Dimension 20 adventures. Sixteen-year-old Bekkel never wanted to be an Annexer, but once a Durbaxian is assigned a life path, that's it. She lied on her assessments, she's not qualified, and now she's stranded on Earth-the planet everyone knows is populated by the most absurd species in the galaxy-with only her overly-enthusiastic assistant droid, Ma'at, for help.
Oops, sorry, he prefers Matt. Anyway, there's only one way off this rock, and she's got less than two days to get there. To the rest of the intergalactic community, humans are very much an inspiration of what not to do. Never, under any circumstances, should you rely on a human for help. And yet, that's exactly what Bekkel will be forced to do when her plans go awry. And it doesn't stop at her two new teenage accomplices, malfunctioning cars, toxic drinks, getting arrested, and angry roosters.
No, there's another, actually competent alien invader-Nilsa-on the loose too. She wants to steal Earth's natural resources, which, despite her claims she's totally not the "Kill them all! Mwahaha!" type of alien, that would definitely kill everyone. Can Bekkel and her ragtag bunch of misfits stop Nilsa before she destroys Earth? Grab your copy today to find out! Interior Design for Intergalactic Travelers is perfect for fans of Star Trek: Lower Decks, Invader Zim, Kevin Hearne, and Douglas Adams. "A funny, heartfelt novel about belonging, identity, and finding your people." -Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review "A delightfully silly adventure that's out of this world and effortlessly funny." -Sarina Langer, author of the Chaos of Esta Anderson series All AI summaries are neither approved nor wanted by the author and may not accurately represent my book.
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