Hyperman Origins. Hyperman Origins, #8

Dylan is an average kid in and average town with an average life until an incompetent doctor ruins his life - or does he? When Dylan is misdiagnosed during a physical, everything changes. Some things are better-some are worse. Will Dylan find a way to be happy? Will he survive?--------------------------------------------------------------Hi, I'm Dylan. This book is about me. Before you start reading it, I want you to know - this is not a superhero story.
The title sounds like it's going to be a superhero story, but it's not. Superheroes are not real. This story is about me and I'm a real person. Well, I'm fictional because, you know, Nick made me up. But I'm a real, fictional type of person. Don't let all that 'Will he find a way to be happy? Will he survive?' part freak you out. I'll be okay in the end. At least I think I will. Wait! You know what? I'm telling you this story so I have to survive until the end.
That's a relief. In this story, a doctor makes a mistake. He's not doing radical research or anything cool. He's a regular doctor who's incompetent. I don't fall into toxic waste or get bit by a radioactive bug or anything like that. Nothing cool like that ever happens to me. I do grow stronger, faster, and smarter. My ability to attract hot girls gets significantly better. My memory, strength, reflexes, speed, and stamina all increase exponentially.
My virility and sexual endurance are impressive, and.oh, forget it. It's kind of a superhero story. But it's not like bullets bounce off me or I can fly or anything neat like that. Don't get me wrong, it's still a lot of fun. There are hot girls, bad guys, violence, intrigue, revenge, romance, lots of sex, feats of strength, and more HOT GIRLS. So, forget about it being a superhero story and I'll tell you what happened.
This book contains graphic language and explicit language that includes detailed descriptions of sexual activity. Not suitable for minors.