How to Win Friends and Not Eat People: A Survival Guide for the Charming Cannibal in All of UsBy David JonesyCongratulations! You've survived the collapse of civilization, narrowly escaped becoming a midnight snack, and now you're faced with your greatest challenge yet: social interaction in the age of the undead. How to Win Friends and Not Eat People is the ultimate zombie apocalypse self-help guide, packed with dark humour, questionable wisdom, and genuinely useful tips for surviving, thriving, and not becoming "that guy" who hoards the last tin of beans.
Inside you'll learn: How to build trust in a world where eye contact is rare and crossbows are common Whether your dog is a lovable companion or a tactical liability What to wear when civilization is optional The fine line between a cult and a "very enthusiastic community" And why duct tape can fix anything. except your emotional baggage Whether you're an anxious survivor, a reluctant leader, or just someone who needs a laugh between zombie ambushes, this guide will help you stay human-without becoming dinner.
Perfect for fans of The Zombie Survival Guide, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and mildly unhinged life advice.
How to Win Friends and Not Eat People: A Survival Guide for the Charming Cannibal in All of UsBy David JonesyCongratulations! You've survived the collapse of civilization, narrowly escaped becoming a midnight snack, and now you're faced with your greatest challenge yet: social interaction in the age of the undead. How to Win Friends and Not Eat People is the ultimate zombie apocalypse self-help guide, packed with dark humour, questionable wisdom, and genuinely useful tips for surviving, thriving, and not becoming "that guy" who hoards the last tin of beans.
Inside you'll learn: How to build trust in a world where eye contact is rare and crossbows are common Whether your dog is a lovable companion or a tactical liability What to wear when civilization is optional The fine line between a cult and a "very enthusiastic community" And why duct tape can fix anything. except your emotional baggage Whether you're an anxious survivor, a reluctant leader, or just someone who needs a laugh between zombie ambushes, this guide will help you stay human-without becoming dinner.
Perfect for fans of The Zombie Survival Guide, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and mildly unhinged life advice.