Tired of accidentally succeeding?This no-bullshit guide shows you exactly how to stay poor, broke, and blissfully unchanged for life. Master the sacred arts of blaming everyone else, procrastinating like a pro, surrounding yourself with losers, and never learning a damn thing. Follow these 18 commandments and guarantee nothing in your life will ever improve.
Tired of accidentally succeeding?This no-bullshit guide shows you exactly how to stay poor, broke, and blissfully unchanged for life. Master the sacred arts of blaming everyone else, procrastinating like a pro, surrounding yourself with losers, and never learning a damn thing. Follow these 18 commandments and guarantee nothing in your life will ever improve.