How to Become Famous in Two Weeks or Less. Two Women, Two Weeks--How They Found Celebrity...and How You Can Too!

The New York Times bestselling author of The Isle of the Lost and the co-founder of the Sloomoo Institute chronicle their slightly devious and wholly entertaining path to achieving celebrity-in just two weeks!"A hilarious guide to becoming 'It' in an age where the line between fame and infamy is as fine as a Manolo Blahnik stiletto heel."-Bonnie Fuller, editor-in-chief, US MagazineTwo women. Fourteen days.
The goal? Achieve bold face status. Sightings: Spotted last night at a giant bash at Nobu: fashionista cuties Karen Robinovitz and Melissa de la Cruz. Karen was heard saying she's "still exhausted" from her recent Bungalow 8 birthday party. Apparently, she was wearing two million dollars' worth of Harry Winston diamonds (including the 22-carat ring Whoopi Goldberg wore to the Oscars) and was constantly shadowed by a bodyguard named Lou who was straight out of a Scorsese film.
Melissa, also fatigued from the fast track, just hosted an intimate dinner party at a swanky Upper East Side restaurant attended by trend-setting journos from New York magazine, The Observer, Allure, "Page Six" as well as the indefatigable Michael Musto-and as part of the gift bag giveaway, the whole crew is being flown to Miami to stay at a five-star resort favored by the likes of Will Smith. Asked how they managed to go from barely-known freelance writers to A-list celebrities in just fourteen days, they coyly spilled the beans: Marie Claire called with the assignment, and they simply begged, clawed, cried, borrowed, cheated, lied, stole, and bribed their way to fame.
Their how-to tips to stardom include "Pick an M&M color to hate, and stick to it." And they're writing a book, daaahlings, so whether you live in New York or Nebraska, you too can have the goods to claim your own fame and become legendary.