How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million). Bulls,Bears & Buffoons, #1

Are you ready to risk it all in the most glorious way possible?Step into the high-stakes world of day trading where YOLO is a strategy, Reddit is a research tool, and 100x leverage is just Monday morning. In How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million), you'll laugh, cringe, and maybe cry as you explore the satirical journey of retail traders gone wild. This parody guide delivers hilariously bad advice on technical analysis, diamond hands, and emotional breakdowns - all wrapped in sarcasm sharp enough to slash a stop-loss order.
Learn how to: Ignore all risk management rules (they're just suggestions) Join pump-and-dump Discords full of "alpha" Convince your parents that your Robinhood account is your 401(k) Master candlestick patterns that look like chicken nuggets Become emotionally attached to losing trades - it builds character Perfect for frustrated traders, finance bros, and wannabe wolves of Wall Street, this book is a brutally honest joke - because sometimes the only thing you can do after a -78% drawdown is laugh.?? Warning: May cause excessive giggling, self-reflection, and sudden urges to delete your trading app.
The author, Sankar Srinivasan is a certified market professional with over 20 years of experience in the stock market, futures, options, forex, and crypto. But don't let the credentials fool you-he's seen it all, laughed at most of it, and lived to tell the tale (with his portfolio mostly intact). Known for turning complex trading concepts into funny, easy-to-digest truths, Sankar writes with a sharp wit and a deep respect for retail traders who've YOLO'd their way through financial chaos.
When he's not chart-watching or meme-spotting, he's probably writing his next sarcastic survival guide for confused traders everywhere.