Hmm and Jud

Spin-off from Victorian Adventure... The Bithens are 'back'!. Having really, 'reconnected' with humanity, as Hmm & Jud continue, their not so Victorian, adventure. Both are interwoven, unable to separate. Some might say, they're a clingy couple, too dependent on each other. but they have, something quite rare and different. on top of the fact he's human, and she's an alien from the planet, Bithrumcantrillion. They're still 'regulars', at their local pub, the Bear & Rocket.
Hmm, usually sits on Jud's lap at the bar, talking to either Luke or Milly, its managers and their friends. But the human-alien duo, are not always talking, since Hmm has a habit of, putting her alien tongue, into Jud's ear-hole. causing an emission of pleasure, not unlike the demented shrill, from the laughing-child, of a Kookaburra bird and deranged Chimpanzee, something like, "uh-uh-uh, ah-ah-ah, woah-woah-woah, whoa-whoa-whoa!"... To say the couple are in love, would be a gross understatement.
One might say, they're love itself, but even this, doesn't give enough credence, to their relentless public displays of affection. The 'thing' they have between them, is like a mangled up, bundle of fun. two living toys that cannot stop playing with each other. Their PDA's are known to have initiated, two breakups, several punch-ups in the pub, along with numerous verbal complaints. Despite barman Luke's, repeated requests to "Tone it down, you two!" he has resorted to adding a new, humorous placard, behind the bar, stating, "Limited petting please...
It makes us blush!". to avoid public angst, created by comments of, "I'll have what she's having!" or "Can you wear that, darling!", and the like. From the moment she 'fell in love' with Jud, Hmm wanted to absorb him, into herself forever, which he would have, quite literally, been more than happy about. and actually, they have, kind of absorbed each other. He can't be close enough to her, loving every moment, unable to stop, experiencing her, with all his senses.
She simply cannot, leave him alone for a minute. OK, maybe a few minutes. but then they start wondering where the other one is. and then go to, find each other. Sounds cringe worthy and painful, doesn't it?. But what lucky sods, aren't they?.