Guaranteed to Fail at AI Adoption

WELCOME TO THE AI REVOLUTION-PLEASE SIGN HERE CONFIRMING YOU UNDERSTAND IT. Guaranteed to Fail at AI Adoption is a satirical anti-guide for anyone who's ever been told "we're AI-first now" and then given exactly zero rules, zero process, and a warm suggestion to "use good judgment."In these 12 chapters, Doc Disaster walks you through the fastest, cleanest ways to sabotage AI adoption at work: announce everything, define nothing, measure prompts instead of outcomes, and convert every real question into a recurring meeting.
It's workplace comedy with realistic details-policy theater, steering committees that don't steer, shadow tool usage, blame culture, and dashboards that glow brighter as value quietly leaves the building. INSIDE YOU'LL FIND: 12 chapter "documents from the rollout" (memos, transcripts, email chains, chat threads, reviews, and more) Recurring failure engines: NO RULES, NO PROCESS, NO ACCOUNTABILITY Delightful corporate side effects: steering committees, shadow bans, metric worship, and "we'll circle back" as a lifestyle A mandatory end-of-chapter checklist: Checklist for Guaranteed Failure (concrete steps you should absolutely not follow)  PERFECT FOR: Leaders who want "adoption" but don't want decisions Managers caught between "show wins" and "don't take risks" PMs, analysts, engineers, HR, IT, and compliance folks living inside a rollout announcement Anyone who's ever asked, "Is this allowed?" and received the answer, "It depends who's asking." IMPORTANT NOTE: This is satire.
It's not legal advice, compliance guidance, or a substitute for doing the boring, responsible work of implementing things on purpose. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Doc Disaster is the author of the "Guaranteed to Fail ." mini-book series-warm, dry anti-guides for modern work, where the wrong way is described so clearly you can almost see the right way hiding behind it.