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Fuck Black Friday: Your Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
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- FormatePub
- ISBN8230680208
- EAN9798230680208
- Date de parution18/11/2024
- Protection num.Adobe DRM
- Infos supplémentairesepub
- ÉditeurIndependently Published
Résumé
The only survival guide cheaper than a therapy session. Do you wake up in a cold sweat dreaming about doorbuster stampedes? Does the phrase "limited time offer" make you want to punch a mannequin?Welcome to the resistance. Fuck Black Friday is the ultimate field manual for anyone who thinks camping out in a parking lot for a discounted toaster is a sign of societal collapse. Whether you are a retail worker hiding in the breakroom or a shopper trying to buy love on a budget, this book is your sardonic shield against the madness.
Inside this "Battle-Tested" Survival Guide: Tactical Avoidance: How to tell your family you're "sick" so you can shop online in your underwear. The "Karen" Defense: Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters, cart-rammers, and managers who definitely don't want to speak to you. Budgeting for Cynics: Why "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" is just a trap to make you own two of something you didn't want in the first place.
Emergency Protocols: A comprehensive checklist for the big day, including flask recipes and meditation mantras for when the card reader declines. Stop letting the "Holiday Spirit" drain your bank account and your sanity. Read this book, have a laugh, and reclaim your dignity. Perfect for: White Elephant & Secret Santa exchanges (it's under $20!) Coworkers who are dead inside Anyone who loves The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck but hates people more.
Scroll up and click "Buy Now" before the price goes up (just kidding, we aren't savages).
Inside this "Battle-Tested" Survival Guide: Tactical Avoidance: How to tell your family you're "sick" so you can shop online in your underwear. The "Karen" Defense: Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters, cart-rammers, and managers who definitely don't want to speak to you. Budgeting for Cynics: Why "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" is just a trap to make you own two of something you didn't want in the first place.
Emergency Protocols: A comprehensive checklist for the big day, including flask recipes and meditation mantras for when the card reader declines. Stop letting the "Holiday Spirit" drain your bank account and your sanity. Read this book, have a laugh, and reclaim your dignity. Perfect for: White Elephant & Secret Santa exchanges (it's under $20!) Coworkers who are dead inside Anyone who loves The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck but hates people more.
Scroll up and click "Buy Now" before the price goes up (just kidding, we aren't savages).
The only survival guide cheaper than a therapy session. Do you wake up in a cold sweat dreaming about doorbuster stampedes? Does the phrase "limited time offer" make you want to punch a mannequin?Welcome to the resistance. Fuck Black Friday is the ultimate field manual for anyone who thinks camping out in a parking lot for a discounted toaster is a sign of societal collapse. Whether you are a retail worker hiding in the breakroom or a shopper trying to buy love on a budget, this book is your sardonic shield against the madness.
Inside this "Battle-Tested" Survival Guide: Tactical Avoidance: How to tell your family you're "sick" so you can shop online in your underwear. The "Karen" Defense: Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters, cart-rammers, and managers who definitely don't want to speak to you. Budgeting for Cynics: Why "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" is just a trap to make you own two of something you didn't want in the first place.
Emergency Protocols: A comprehensive checklist for the big day, including flask recipes and meditation mantras for when the card reader declines. Stop letting the "Holiday Spirit" drain your bank account and your sanity. Read this book, have a laugh, and reclaim your dignity. Perfect for: White Elephant & Secret Santa exchanges (it's under $20!) Coworkers who are dead inside Anyone who loves The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck but hates people more.
Scroll up and click "Buy Now" before the price goes up (just kidding, we aren't savages).
Inside this "Battle-Tested" Survival Guide: Tactical Avoidance: How to tell your family you're "sick" so you can shop online in your underwear. The "Karen" Defense: Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters, cart-rammers, and managers who definitely don't want to speak to you. Budgeting for Cynics: Why "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" is just a trap to make you own two of something you didn't want in the first place.
Emergency Protocols: A comprehensive checklist for the big day, including flask recipes and meditation mantras for when the card reader declines. Stop letting the "Holiday Spirit" drain your bank account and your sanity. Read this book, have a laugh, and reclaim your dignity. Perfect for: White Elephant & Secret Santa exchanges (it's under $20!) Coworkers who are dead inside Anyone who loves The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck but hates people more.
Scroll up and click "Buy Now" before the price goes up (just kidding, we aren't savages).
