Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 3. Four Stinky Stories, #3

What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day!Included in this fartabulous foursome:CAPTIVE AUDIENCEThree men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong?BUTT-DIALING BASTARDWhen Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole.
THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUTHe's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. FLOOFED AT 40, 000 FEETIt's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death.
What exactly has gotten into them?***BONUS!***KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAYGreat heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain's irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it's only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten.
Approximately 12, 000 words.