Ready to survive retail's biggest battleground? "F*ck Black Friday" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isn't your grandmother's shopping guide - it's a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer. Inside, you'll discover: Battle-tested tactics for navigating crowded stores without losing your sanity The art of strategic procrastination and why early birds might be getting the wrong worm A comprehensive survival kit checklist (including emergency chocolate) Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters and cart-rammers The sacred art of not giving a f*ck when deals aren't worth the drama Whether you're a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor.
Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "f*ck it" and shop online instead. Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.
Ready to survive retail's biggest battleground? "F*ck Black Friday" is your sardonic salvation, packed with brutally honest advice and laugh-out-loud strategies for conquering (or avoiding) the shopping apocalypse. This isn't your grandmother's shopping guide - it's a no-holds-barred survival manual for the modern consumer. Inside, you'll discover: Battle-tested tactics for navigating crowded stores without losing your sanity The art of strategic procrastination and why early birds might be getting the wrong worm A comprehensive survival kit checklist (including emergency chocolate) Psychological warfare techniques for dealing with line-cutters and cart-rammers The sacred art of not giving a f*ck when deals aren't worth the drama Whether you're a seasoned Black Friday warrior or a conscious objector, this guide offers equal parts practical advice and therapeutic humor.
Learn when to fight for that doorbuster deal and when to say "f*ck it" and shop online instead. Perfect for anyone who's ever questioned their life choices while standing in a pre-dawn shopping line or stress-eaten their way through a mall parking lot.