Do Not Date An Asshole: Extended Version

"Every girl has 'that guy' she dated. Or, let's be honest, several of them. The ones your friends warned you about. The ones who drained your bank account, your patience, and your Wi-Fi. The ones who left you eating pizza on your best friend's couch, red wine in hand, questioning every life choice. This is not a romance novel. This is not a guide to finding Mr. Right. This is a field guide to spotting the red flags, laughing at the disasters, and reminding yourself that you're not alone in your poor dating résumé.
Welcome to Emmy's Museum of Red Flags. Each chapter is an exhibit featuring a different type of asshole she unfortunately dated so you don't have to. Grab a glass of wine, pull up a chair, and prepare to laugh at the wreckage. Because if you can't laugh at your dating history. you'll probably cry."