Call Center for Paranormal Complaints-This Ticket Cannot Be Closed. Call Center for Paranormal Complaints, #5

Some problems cannot be resolved. Only contained. After everything the company has done to reality, process, and basic human employment law, the final system state is approaching. Departments merge across timelines. Internal structures become self-sustaining. Promotion pathways evolve into something deeply unnatural. And Priya is running out of ways to pretend this is still a normal job. As the organization moves toward total operational optimization, one final truth becomes impossible to ignore:This was never just customer support.
This Ticket Cannot Be Closed brings the Call Center for Paranormal Complaints series to its absurd, escalating, and deeply administrative conclusion. The queue remains open.