Buffet Of The Damned

Comedy Horror - Supernatural Adventure - Paranormal FantasyWhen a luxury cruise enters the Bermuda Triangle, the vacation of a lifetime becomes a floating nightmare. Mary Williams has spent years mastering customer satisfaction, corporate policies, and impossible guest demands. Keeping thousands of passengers happy is difficult enough-until an ancient ghost ship rises from the sea and undead pirates begin reclaiming the vessel plank by plank.
As supernatural fog engulfs the ship, steel transforms into centuries-old timber, forgotten curses awaken, and a ruthless pirate captain demands both the cruise liner and Mary's soul. While terrified passengers mistake the invasion for immersive entertainment, Mary fights to save everyone using cleaning chemicals, emergency procedures, and an unhealthy obsession with performance metrics. Filled with dark humor, haunted ships, cursed pirates, supernatural mysteries, corporate satire, sea monsters, fast-paced action, and unforgettable characters, Buffet Of The Damned delivers a wildly original blend of horror and comedy where customer service may be humanity's last defense against the undead.
Perfect for readers who enjoy supernatural thrillers, paranormal adventures, haunted oceans, ghost stories, maritime horror, and laugh-out-loud dark comedy.