Blades & Babes

The fearless bestselling Jonathan Evan Hudson once again at his very best!Into Shadow Forest: The talented twenty-something sword master Romeo Bladell yearns for love and adventure. And at the musty edges of Shadow Forest. Near the towering high oaks bearded like stout old dwarves. By a canyon like a wound gnashed deep through in the granite. A canyon like the maw of a stone dragon. A strange unexpected rope bridge hangs silently.
Sinisterly.  Beckoning adventure-and danger unimaginable. Crossing Of Shadowed Death: A simple demon-hunting mission. The young and lonely Dirk yearns for amazing adventure, for gorgeously under-dressed dancer girls among the towering high ferns. Among the even taller pines of the hot and humid Fern Shadow Forest. Pine needles everywhere. And so fragrant they made the finest of teas. Sturdy reliable cobble roads of the Divine Empire cut through the whole entire forest.
Providing the only safe passage. Or so Dirk thought ... Blood Rose Castle Of Doom: Across a deep dark forest full of craggy pines and craggier oaks. A vast distance from Dirlop Mountain. In the sweltering hot and dry air of Razorspine Peak mountain. A jagged towering high mountain too razor sharp to explore. The unexpected appears. Seen only by the unlikely hero Jakon Dawdora. Hell Hospice: During the coldest of sunsets the vampire hunter Captain Staker stakes out a hospice.
Its big front side even looks like a block fat cat. Streaked windows. Droopy square eyes. And a smirky maw hangry for more victims. All because rumor states someone steals souls of the despairing departed there. A rumor Captain Staker intends to dig into. And save the day-if needed. Return Of The Outrageous Dagger Zombies: A cowgirl hat of blazing white leather. The perfect gift. A meeting at a bikini babe and speedo guy highway made of wooden planks and seagull poo.
Also known as the boardwalk. And the young superhero Victor von Staker ready for a long-awaited reunion with some good longtime friends. Friends with secrets. Sinister secrets. And a deadly mission. Whether they want to. Or not. An astounding collection of five thrilling fantasy novels. Love fantasy full of action and adventure? Love amazing heroes and beautiful heroines? Then get Blades And Babes now!