Bad Valentines. Bad Valentines, #1

Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around - but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read. Change of Pace - for a taste of a true Spanish fly. Wetside Story - a touching saga of love, squid-things and zombie Nazi death subs. Potboiler, told in a Spanish Key - breaking someone's heart can sometimes be the very last thing you will ever do."If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm