Vlad Lioncourt is my Twitter handle and pen name. I am basically a nut-ball of a semiretired earth scientist with an exceptionally filthy imagination. Happily married for over 20 years, I survive in the frozen tundra of western Canada. When not trying to stay warm, or writing naughty, ridiculous and/or occasionally witty tweets or engaged in completely bizarre conversations on Twitter, I can be found playing golf (I am a 19th hole specialist) or in a local restaurant pairing the right scotch with my steak.
Occasionally I vary my diet and have a martini instead of whiskey. My life philosophy is simple; time is the most valuable commodity there is, so spend it wisely. PSAvoiding meaningful exercise is also a much valued pastime of mine.... Even though pictures are said to paint a thousand words, I will happily take the thousand words and paint my own picture with my imagination. Please allow me to paint these erotic landscapes of my mind into your imagination.
Occasionally I vary my diet and have a martini instead of whiskey. My life philosophy is simple; time is the most valuable commodity there is, so spend it wisely. PSAvoiding meaningful exercise is also a much valued pastime of mine.... Even though pictures are said to paint a thousand words, I will happily take the thousand words and paint my own picture with my imagination. Please allow me to paint these erotic landscapes of my mind into your imagination.










