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Adapt, Panic, or Profit? Hilariously Stressful Quizzes About the Future. Adapt, Panic, or Profit?, #1
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- Date de parution24/07/2025
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Résumé
Surviving AI, broken systems, and climate chaos is hard enough-now HR is involved. This darkly funny collection of survival quizzes is here to diagnose your most questionable coping mechanisms. Can you outsmart the algorithm, survive the demon uprising, and still make it to Casual Friday?From glitching smart fridges and sentient toasters to ancient prophecies and corporate sword policies, Adapt, Panic, or Profit? blends high-stakes chaos with laugh-out-loud absurdity.
Take the quiz and find out:- Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again?- Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise?- Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed. It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.
Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant. But at least the Wi-Fi still works. And you're not alone in this glitch. Curious what you're getting into? Here's every diagnostic included in this glorified panic manual: What Emotion Did You Forget to Update This Morning? Is Your Smart Fridge Planning to Stage an Intervention? Are You More Likely to Adapt, Panic, or Profit Off Climate Doom? Which Self-Care Ritual Will Accidentally Summon a Minor Demon? What's Your Disaster Job Title in the Post-Meaning Economy? Which "Healthy" Lifestyle Trend Will Get You Banned from Your Gym? What's Your Toxic Productivity Aura? How Will Your AI Therapist Betray You? What Post-Apocalyptic Evolutionary Trait Will Save You? Will You Fulfill the Prophecy-Or Just Violate the Company's Sword Policy? Are You a Legendary Off-Grid Outlaw or Just a Guy Who Can't Pay Rent? What's Your Relationship's Illicit Ritual? What Kind of Fairytale Warning Label Are You? Can You Survive the Corporate Time Loop-Or Are You Stuck in an Eternal Staff Meeting? What's Your Overly Complicated Coffee Order Telling the Barista About Your Mental Health? What Is Your Emergency Levity Protocol? May Your Grief Find a Raccoon Did You Upload Your Soul to the Cloud-Or Did the AI Just Want Your Body? Which DIY Climate Solution Will Accidentally Destroy Your Neighborhood? Take the quiz.
Embrace the glitch. We'll see you on the other side of the flaming penguins.
Take the quiz and find out:- Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again?- Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise?- Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed. It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.
Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant. But at least the Wi-Fi still works. And you're not alone in this glitch. Curious what you're getting into? Here's every diagnostic included in this glorified panic manual: What Emotion Did You Forget to Update This Morning? Is Your Smart Fridge Planning to Stage an Intervention? Are You More Likely to Adapt, Panic, or Profit Off Climate Doom? Which Self-Care Ritual Will Accidentally Summon a Minor Demon? What's Your Disaster Job Title in the Post-Meaning Economy? Which "Healthy" Lifestyle Trend Will Get You Banned from Your Gym? What's Your Toxic Productivity Aura? How Will Your AI Therapist Betray You? What Post-Apocalyptic Evolutionary Trait Will Save You? Will You Fulfill the Prophecy-Or Just Violate the Company's Sword Policy? Are You a Legendary Off-Grid Outlaw or Just a Guy Who Can't Pay Rent? What's Your Relationship's Illicit Ritual? What Kind of Fairytale Warning Label Are You? Can You Survive the Corporate Time Loop-Or Are You Stuck in an Eternal Staff Meeting? What's Your Overly Complicated Coffee Order Telling the Barista About Your Mental Health? What Is Your Emergency Levity Protocol? May Your Grief Find a Raccoon Did You Upload Your Soul to the Cloud-Or Did the AI Just Want Your Body? Which DIY Climate Solution Will Accidentally Destroy Your Neighborhood? Take the quiz.
Embrace the glitch. We'll see you on the other side of the flaming penguins.
Surviving AI, broken systems, and climate chaos is hard enough-now HR is involved. This darkly funny collection of survival quizzes is here to diagnose your most questionable coping mechanisms. Can you outsmart the algorithm, survive the demon uprising, and still make it to Casual Friday?From glitching smart fridges and sentient toasters to ancient prophecies and corporate sword policies, Adapt, Panic, or Profit? blends high-stakes chaos with laugh-out-loud absurdity.
Take the quiz and find out:- Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again?- Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise?- Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed. It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.
Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant. But at least the Wi-Fi still works. And you're not alone in this glitch. Curious what you're getting into? Here's every diagnostic included in this glorified panic manual: What Emotion Did You Forget to Update This Morning? Is Your Smart Fridge Planning to Stage an Intervention? Are You More Likely to Adapt, Panic, or Profit Off Climate Doom? Which Self-Care Ritual Will Accidentally Summon a Minor Demon? What's Your Disaster Job Title in the Post-Meaning Economy? Which "Healthy" Lifestyle Trend Will Get You Banned from Your Gym? What's Your Toxic Productivity Aura? How Will Your AI Therapist Betray You? What Post-Apocalyptic Evolutionary Trait Will Save You? Will You Fulfill the Prophecy-Or Just Violate the Company's Sword Policy? Are You a Legendary Off-Grid Outlaw or Just a Guy Who Can't Pay Rent? What's Your Relationship's Illicit Ritual? What Kind of Fairytale Warning Label Are You? Can You Survive the Corporate Time Loop-Or Are You Stuck in an Eternal Staff Meeting? What's Your Overly Complicated Coffee Order Telling the Barista About Your Mental Health? What Is Your Emergency Levity Protocol? May Your Grief Find a Raccoon Did You Upload Your Soul to the Cloud-Or Did the AI Just Want Your Body? Which DIY Climate Solution Will Accidentally Destroy Your Neighborhood? Take the quiz.
Embrace the glitch. We'll see you on the other side of the flaming penguins.
Take the quiz and find out:- Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again?- Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise?- Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed. It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.
Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant. But at least the Wi-Fi still works. And you're not alone in this glitch. Curious what you're getting into? Here's every diagnostic included in this glorified panic manual: What Emotion Did You Forget to Update This Morning? Is Your Smart Fridge Planning to Stage an Intervention? Are You More Likely to Adapt, Panic, or Profit Off Climate Doom? Which Self-Care Ritual Will Accidentally Summon a Minor Demon? What's Your Disaster Job Title in the Post-Meaning Economy? Which "Healthy" Lifestyle Trend Will Get You Banned from Your Gym? What's Your Toxic Productivity Aura? How Will Your AI Therapist Betray You? What Post-Apocalyptic Evolutionary Trait Will Save You? Will You Fulfill the Prophecy-Or Just Violate the Company's Sword Policy? Are You a Legendary Off-Grid Outlaw or Just a Guy Who Can't Pay Rent? What's Your Relationship's Illicit Ritual? What Kind of Fairytale Warning Label Are You? Can You Survive the Corporate Time Loop-Or Are You Stuck in an Eternal Staff Meeting? What's Your Overly Complicated Coffee Order Telling the Barista About Your Mental Health? What Is Your Emergency Levity Protocol? May Your Grief Find a Raccoon Did You Upload Your Soul to the Cloud-Or Did the AI Just Want Your Body? Which DIY Climate Solution Will Accidentally Destroy Your Neighborhood? Take the quiz.
Embrace the glitch. We'll see you on the other side of the flaming penguins.