Step into a world where duct tape is sacred, love is measured in snow tires, and wisdom is handed down from a rocking chair on a sunbaked porch. If It Ain't Broke, Wait Awhile is a laugh-out-loud collection of down-home sayings, knee-slappin' limericks, and rough-hewn life advice from cowboys, farmers, rednecks, and good ol' porch philosophers. Packed with pencil-sketched illustrations and chapters full of hilarity and heart, this book captures the grit, humor, and genius of rural life in all its muddy-boot glory.
Whether you're lookin' to impress your friends with colorful country slang or just need a reason to grin like a possum eatin' a sweet tater, this book's got you covered. Perfect for: Front porch readers and campfire storytellers City folks who need a translator for backwoods banter Anyone who appreciates good humor with a side of biscuits and gravy So grab a cold sweet tea, kick your boots up, and get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even lasso a little wisdom.