Scott Cohen

An obsessive and curated collection of life's little irritations, injustices, grievances, and petty pretensions. Because it's about time someone wrote this stuff down.  It's so annoying:  85. Sitting in a chair that is shorter than everyone else's.762. That bacon will never be considered a vegetable. 17. Watching a movie with your parents that shows full-frontal nudity. 284. When someone you're not really with breaks up with you.  1. When everything a cynic warns you about ends up happening.