Brittney Pilarcik

Agent 404 can survive hostile casinos, international conspiracies and catastrophically underfunded espionage missions. What he cannot survive is a wet bowling shoe, a reality dating programme or a conversation about his feelings. When his appearance on a fraudulent television therapy show turns him into an accidental celebrity, Agent 404 is recruited as a contestant on The Final Rose. His assignment is simple: expose a secret intelligence operation hiding behind the roses, cameras and sponsored tears.
Unfortunately, he may also be falling in love. Armed with a bat mask, a bowling pin and advice from the least qualified therapist on television, Agent 404 must finally complete a mission without destroying his career, his dignity or Western civilisation.