Toni Newman

Interrupting a 600 year old vampire's retirement is never a good idea. After six centuries of bloodshed, Greg just wanted to watch TV. He'd traded vampire wars for Real Housewives, ancient feuds for Cheetos, and his castle in Eastern Europe for a small house in West Hollywood. Life was perfect - until someone murdered his human servant. Now, with a detective asking questions, young vampires causing chaos, and his bloodlust awakening, Greg must shake off retirement and remember who he used to be: Grgur Popovic, the most feared vampire lord in history. And he's going to do it all without missing his favorite reality shows.