Rob Collinet

What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs. Who did Dracula marry? The girl necks door. With hundreds of hysterical riddles to choose from, theres non-stop amusement. Kids will keep dipping into this kooky, crazy collection, just for laughs. The subjects range from "Bugs, Beasts, and Birds" to "You Could Have Food Me." There are even "Goofball Poems" like this: Its a dogs delight to bark all night, And a nightingales to sing.
And if you sit on a red-hot stove, Its the sign of an early spring. Every one is fun.