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Corporate Worker
Corporate Worker is not a career guide. It won't help you climb the corporate ladder, ace your performance review, or write the perfect LinkedIn post. Instead, it throws you headfirst into the absurd theater of office life-where the coffee is burnt, the meetings are endless, and the "team spirit" comes with mandatory karaoke. This satirical collection takes aim at the rituals, buzzwords, and hidden dramas of the modern workplace: The LinkedIn warriors who inflate every "new challenge" into a fireworks display.
The nineteen-year-old recruiter who somehow calls themselves a "Senior Talent Advisor." The meetings about meetings that should have been an email (but weren't). The PowerPoint purgatory where slides go to die. The motivational wall decals that cover up the cracks in employee morale. With sharp humor and painfully accurate observations, Corporate Worker exposes the reality behind corporate fairy tales.
It's the Instagram filter applied to work life-smiles and success stories on one side of the screen, cold pizza and burnout on the other. Whether you're trapped in endless onboarding, surviving passive-aggressive emails, or just quietly counting down to your next coffee break, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel seen. If you've ever sighed at "quick syncs" that lasted an hour, rolled your eyes at "flexibility" that meant working late on Fridays, or wondered why your KPIs keep multiplying in Excel, Corporate Worker is your survival kit-in the form of pure, unapologetic satire.
The nineteen-year-old recruiter who somehow calls themselves a "Senior Talent Advisor." The meetings about meetings that should have been an email (but weren't). The PowerPoint purgatory where slides go to die. The motivational wall decals that cover up the cracks in employee morale. With sharp humor and painfully accurate observations, Corporate Worker exposes the reality behind corporate fairy tales.
It's the Instagram filter applied to work life-smiles and success stories on one side of the screen, cold pizza and burnout on the other. Whether you're trapped in endless onboarding, surviving passive-aggressive emails, or just quietly counting down to your next coffee break, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel seen. If you've ever sighed at "quick syncs" that lasted an hour, rolled your eyes at "flexibility" that meant working late on Fridays, or wondered why your KPIs keep multiplying in Excel, Corporate Worker is your survival kit-in the form of pure, unapologetic satire.
Corporate Worker is not a career guide. It won't help you climb the corporate ladder, ace your performance review, or write the perfect LinkedIn post. Instead, it throws you headfirst into the absurd theater of office life-where the coffee is burnt, the meetings are endless, and the "team spirit" comes with mandatory karaoke. This satirical collection takes aim at the rituals, buzzwords, and hidden dramas of the modern workplace: The LinkedIn warriors who inflate every "new challenge" into a fireworks display.
The nineteen-year-old recruiter who somehow calls themselves a "Senior Talent Advisor." The meetings about meetings that should have been an email (but weren't). The PowerPoint purgatory where slides go to die. The motivational wall decals that cover up the cracks in employee morale. With sharp humor and painfully accurate observations, Corporate Worker exposes the reality behind corporate fairy tales.
It's the Instagram filter applied to work life-smiles and success stories on one side of the screen, cold pizza and burnout on the other. Whether you're trapped in endless onboarding, surviving passive-aggressive emails, or just quietly counting down to your next coffee break, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel seen. If you've ever sighed at "quick syncs" that lasted an hour, rolled your eyes at "flexibility" that meant working late on Fridays, or wondered why your KPIs keep multiplying in Excel, Corporate Worker is your survival kit-in the form of pure, unapologetic satire.
The nineteen-year-old recruiter who somehow calls themselves a "Senior Talent Advisor." The meetings about meetings that should have been an email (but weren't). The PowerPoint purgatory where slides go to die. The motivational wall decals that cover up the cracks in employee morale. With sharp humor and painfully accurate observations, Corporate Worker exposes the reality behind corporate fairy tales.
It's the Instagram filter applied to work life-smiles and success stories on one side of the screen, cold pizza and burnout on the other. Whether you're trapped in endless onboarding, surviving passive-aggressive emails, or just quietly counting down to your next coffee break, this book will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel seen. If you've ever sighed at "quick syncs" that lasted an hour, rolled your eyes at "flexibility" that meant working late on Fridays, or wondered why your KPIs keep multiplying in Excel, Corporate Worker is your survival kit-in the form of pure, unapologetic satire.
