Gordon Lawrie

By day, Sam Cooke and Edinburgh flatmate Rachelle work as 'Customer Services Officers' pretending to work in call centres but actually working from home. But whereas Rachelle is obsessed with sex, and 'horizontal exercise', Sam is asexual and gender-neutral - and goes unnoticed by everyone. Sam also has ambitions to be a crime reporter, and a series of events present unexpected opportunities. Sam also develops a working relationship with a dishevelled police detective sergeant, 'DS Andrew', which proves mutually beneficial.
This book is a bit of an experiment. Also, all net profits will be donated to contacts in Ukraine to be passed on to assist locals rendered homeless by the Russian invasion.