Elwood Harrington

A hilarious collection of 569 puns, one-liners, quips (many gut-busting dirty ones, too!), dad jokes and  sidesplitting  punny thoughts for your day!Beware! These will have you knee slapping!!Dirty puns mixed with clean ones.1) What did one butt-cheek say to the other?"Together we can stop this shit."2) My friend Cid had his ID stolen. Now, he's just C.3) I wanna be 12 again and ruin my life differently.
I have new ideas.4) I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to San Backyardya. I'm getting bored at El LivingRoomO.5) I wish my life had subtitles so I could understand what the hell is going on.6) I express all my emotions by saying "f**k" in various tones.7) I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "That one is shaped like an a**hole."A wide variety of topics is covered including-relationshipdatingsarcasmoccupationspetsanimalsdietinghealthsportsmusicnatureand much more.
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