Frank Bluntly

So, you want to date a celebrity? Adorable. You and about ten million other desperate dreamers. But unlike them, you have this guide, which means you might stand a chance-assuming you're ready to navigate exclusive dating apps, hack your way into VIP hotspots, and flirt your way past security without getting tackled. From DM strategies that won't get you blocked to surviving paparazzi, fan hate, and constant cheating rumors, this guide covers everything you need to know about dating someone way out of your league.
Spoiler alert: It's way harder than you think, and by the end of this, you may just decide that dating a regular person is way less exhausting. Either way, buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride.