Jay Mannion

Amrita is a good girl. Raised in a conservative Indian-American family, she would never, ever, not for one moment, dream of losing her virginity prior to marriage. Nope. It could never happen. And she certainly wouldn't lose it in a drunken threeway while celebrating after winning the National Collegiate Academic Trivia Championship. That would be utterly impossible. But if she did, this is how it would've gone down.