Alright, let me paint you a picture. I bought this car thinking, "Yes! Freedom! I'll finally be zooming around like some kinda road queen." Little did I know, I basically signed up for a year-long soap opera with a car dealer who might as well be my new BFF. Oh, and the car? My sweet little car had been in the shop for almost a year, and I think I've driven it, what, maybe ten times? And that's being generous! My boss? He thinks it's hilarious.
Every time I came with a new "guess what broke this time" story, he was in stitches. He was practically rolling on the floor laughing. He'd been telling me, "Girl, you should totally write a book about this!" So here it is! A whole collection of the ridiculous, slightly tragic, yet somehow hysterical misadventures of me, my car, and my year-long journey that comes with being the proud owner of a car that...
well, doesn't exactly "go". Enjoy the madness-you're in for some laughs!
Alright, let me paint you a picture. I bought this car thinking, "Yes! Freedom! I'll finally be zooming around like some kinda road queen." Little did I know, I basically signed up for a year-long soap opera with a car dealer who might as well be my new BFF. Oh, and the car? My sweet little car had been in the shop for almost a year, and I think I've driven it, what, maybe ten times? And that's being generous! My boss? He thinks it's hilarious.
Every time I came with a new "guess what broke this time" story, he was in stitches. He was practically rolling on the floor laughing. He'd been telling me, "Girl, you should totally write a book about this!" So here it is! A whole collection of the ridiculous, slightly tragic, yet somehow hysterical misadventures of me, my car, and my year-long journey that comes with being the proud owner of a car that...
well, doesn't exactly "go". Enjoy the madness-you're in for some laughs!