Dustin Lewit

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Drywall Slam! And Other Interconnected Stories

This collection of romantic, erotic, horror, steampunk stories starts with "DRYWALL SLAM!". Ermengaldo was a simple narcissistic 6 foot 8 inches tall man who wore tight pants and a sock in his crotch to make it look like he was well-hung. One day, Ermengaldo goes home and is delighted to find the recliner chair he ordered online has arrived. Ermengaldo just wanted to relax in his new recliner chair, laughing at mindless sitcoms.
A freak accident turns Ermengaldo into a fucking freak named Drywall Slam. Drywall Slam is a sex addict, needing pussy to live. Meanwhile, Experimental Tailor is over at his Merchandise Store in the 19th Century trying to get his high-tech military-level gear back from a stupid man who touched a downed power line named Me Don't Feel Right. The second story in this collection "THE TALE OF GUTLESS AND HIS BUTTERFACED WIFE" takes place 10 years before the events of "DRYWALL SLAM!" and explains the origin of how and why Me Don't Feel Right, a.k.a.
Very Stupid Man Who Touched A Downed Power Line did what he did in the name of time travel. 
This collection of romantic, erotic, horror, steampunk stories starts with "DRYWALL SLAM!". Ermengaldo was a simple narcissistic 6 foot 8 inches tall man who wore tight pants and a sock in his crotch to make it look like he was well-hung. One day, Ermengaldo goes home and is delighted to find the recliner chair he ordered online has arrived. Ermengaldo just wanted to relax in his new recliner chair, laughing at mindless sitcoms.
A freak accident turns Ermengaldo into a fucking freak named Drywall Slam. Drywall Slam is a sex addict, needing pussy to live. Meanwhile, Experimental Tailor is over at his Merchandise Store in the 19th Century trying to get his high-tech military-level gear back from a stupid man who touched a downed power line named Me Don't Feel Right. The second story in this collection "THE TALE OF GUTLESS AND HIS BUTTERFACED WIFE" takes place 10 years before the events of "DRYWALL SLAM!" and explains the origin of how and why Me Don't Feel Right, a.k.a.
Very Stupid Man Who Touched A Downed Power Line did what he did in the name of time travel. 
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