C.G. Harris

When your starship has opinions, your crew has questionable morals, and your enemies have bigger guns, surviving deep space gets. complicated. Jax and his misfit crew were supposed to make a clean getaway. Instead, a warpstream jump forces them to crash land on a strange planet with glowing locals, a glittering princess, and a dangerous problem only a bunch of reluctant space pirates can solve. Not so easy with a gang of blood thirsty unicorns and a revenge-hungry tormentor on their tail.
From first contact gone sideways to jailbreaks, sabotage, and ill-advised trade deals, the crew will have to outfly, outsmart, and out-snark every threat the galaxy throws their way. The only thing more dangerous than their enemies might be their ill-conceived plans. Perfect for science fiction fans who love snark-fueled space opera, and action-packed adventure. Grab your copy of Outlaw Space Alliance and join the crew.
Just. maybe pack extra hot chocolate.