Ileana Von Hirsch

This book is the opposite of a misery memoir and is certainly safe to give to cancer patients as a cheerful present. More importantly, it sheds new light on:. Why Kim Kardashian is worth Keeping Up With. What playlists to make for MRI scans. The truth behind the legend of Medea. Bikini etiquette on a deserted beach. What to do with a glut of rainbow chard. What an Oscar-winner should say in an acceptance speech.
How to deal with cold-callers selling life insurance. And what to wear on a March Against Menopause (layers, obviously)