My Life On A Plate

Does secretly fantasizing about buying slut shoes and see-through tops make you a Bad Mother ? What about wearing pyjama bottoms on the school run ? Clara Hutt (known to herself as Jabba the) has put her foxy single days very much behind her (rather like her cellulite), and has Got Her Man. She has a nice house, adorable children who only annoy her go per cent of the time, a large, eccentric and charming family, and an attractive (but increasingly mysterious) husband. And she gets to have regular sex... well, -ish. Anyway, what the hell, its only loins... Everyone wants to be married don't they ?