A Thing (or two) about Curtis and Camilla

It is April in SoHo, New York, when Curtis, thirty-three-year-old rock-star wannabe, first lays eyes on gorgeous Camilla and her matchmaking dachshund Phillip - and New York is transformed from grey city to colourful metropolis. When Camilla writes her e-mail address backwards on Curtis's forehead their tender relationship begins with witty questionnaires, marathon conversations in bed, and parental bonding over the adorable Phillip. Camilla becomes Curtis's obsession, his songwriting muse and the reason he does in fart need a record contract (and some health insurance). Then Camilla unexpectedly casts Curtis aside and he embarks on a series of painfully hilarious adventures, including a nude modelling stint, as he tries to discover how to win her back.